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Dude, Ebon just called me. He's about 10 minutes away, and I can't wait to see him. I just got my shower and I'm like, all clean and happy now. But what should I tell you? I guess I'll talk about DDR. Everyone is all of the sudden saying that I haven't been playing more than 6 months. That's a load of bullshit, cuz Kyraeus and DJ Light know better. Just because I decided to end my relationship with most of the players (they were acting like children) doesn't mean that I'm a bad person. I mean, all these kids came in and took over the machine, so I stopped playing on friday and saturday nights. Now I play mostly in the afternoon during the week. But on to better news. I leave for Texas soon. Chipmunk is talking about coming up somewhere around the 3rd of august. That's like...2 weeks man. I love it! I can't wait to go "home"! I mean, it's like, awesome down there. A little warm some days, but it's awesome. And we can go swimming in January! It like, never gets below...60 degrees? I think...But yeah. My dilemma is that I want to be with someone up here, because it seems like he's the other half to my deepest darkest soul. I don't know how to explain it. I just feel so comfortable around him. And I don't want to lose that friendship. Also, how do I say goodbye to my mom? She doesn't want me going, and my dad? Forget that asshole. He hates the idea, yet he doesn't think that ANYTHING I do is like, decent or upstanding. Honestly, he's such a hypocrit. But any ideas how I should handle this? I'm open to suggestions, lol! But the phone is ringing again, and that means that Ebon will be on the line, "Where is your house again?" so I gots to go. I love you all!!!"The other day I was at San Antonio eating horses when out of nowhere came this slimy guy. I could tell he had serious phone problems from the get-go. His vagina was all slippery and stank like Legolas. A kitten was hanging out of his pants. He fell down in a puddle of Mountain Dew. I laughed my penis off."-Strongbad MadLib